Hunh?

What the hell do you mean by, "Lay off the drugs."??? I feel great, I don't know what you're so worried about. Come on it's getting late, let's go back to the mushroom and go to bed. We'll talk about it in the morning.

Polymer Clay Woman

What are little girls made of? Well, mainly tin foil, clay and some cheap felt I bought at the Looney Bin. I can't really afford to keep collecting the way I was, so this is some sort of sad attempt at filling the void. I'm so very lonely...sniffle...

Hanging about with a bunch of muppets...

If only I had about $800 to spare these two would have easily come home with me. The guy in the middle was free, so I've decided to keep him.

Easter Bunny? What Easter Bunny?

Every year Ichabod Varelli carefully lays his precious eggs and leaves them about for people to find and every stinking year that stupid rabbit down the road takes the credit for it. Rabbits are assholes.

My Cast of Characters

I never thought that inanimate objects would bring me such joy. Or a reasonable semblance thereof.

Oh Fleeting Love

Maurice returns home early from the Intergalactic Wars and Apocalypse ensues.

Toys on Tuesday

Not knowing when or if he will ever be home again, Maurice takes a moment to bid Adieu to his cherished pink porcelaine collection. He swears off tea until his return home as it will surely pale in comparion to the sweet ambrosia which pours forth from his favourite pot.